How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
