By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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