My room smells like vodka and shame
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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