Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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