I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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