It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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