i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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