My nipple is on Facebook.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
