No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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