How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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