I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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