Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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