real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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