There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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