So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
