He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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