This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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