ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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