OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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