I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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