I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
