You're completely useless in the revolution.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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