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You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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