brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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