Dual....:-)
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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