so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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