I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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