We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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