Plan B is the new Plan A
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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