Fuck appropriateness.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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