she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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