Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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