she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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