Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
