My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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