I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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