You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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