I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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