these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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