so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
