how can u be prego again
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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