its not stalking. its research.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Oh god it's open bar.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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