is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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