Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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