Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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