im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just gift wrapped bread.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
