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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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