kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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