its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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