Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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