recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
How naked do you want me to be?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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