Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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