their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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