ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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