I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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