Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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