it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize