And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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